I went to India for three weeks with my friends and for such a short time quite a few things went wrong. Remember the 7Ps – Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance – because we forgot, and we paid for it with lengthy journeys up, down and around India, and not enough time in each place. Silly us.

Here are a few mistakes I made along the way in India, so you don’t have to.

30 things NOT to do in India

1. Don’t be surprised when people are really, really nice to you. Twice on the train in Mumbai we had guys welcoming us and saying we were their guests and helping us get to where we wanted to be.

What not to do in India

2. Don’t feel you’re missing out by not eating meat – a whole new world of delicious vegetarianism has opened up to me.

3. Don’t visit Goa without staying at the Yab Yum Huts – for food, location and unique lodgings you wouldn’t be able to beat it.

Bike in India things not to do

4. Don’t underestimate how big India is when you’re planning your trip. We spent a long time travelling between our aver ambitious itinerary.

5. Don’t underestimate the traffic times either. 

Transport in India

6. Don’t be surprised if your mode of transport is late or breaks down. We had late trains, a break down in a taxi and then another on a bus.

7. Don’t sit in the handicapped section on the train in Mumbai. We didn’t realise and carnage ensued as one man was trying to explain to us to move, while others were telling us to stay.

Mistakes in India

8. Don’t eat chicken. I was ill, and both pharmacies I ended up visiting immediately asked if I’d eaten chicken, then nodded in understanding. This sign in Thekkady seemed to sum it all up.

9. Don’t forget to check the water you’re given is sealed. We had two incidences – one hotel gave me tap water in a bottle and I’d drank half before I realised, and the same happened again to my friend as she bought some from the train station. Luckily we realised sooner.

What not to do in India

10. Don’t try to fit too much in to the time you have. Travel deep, not wide.

11. Don’t visit Delhi without spending a day in the Haus Khaz area. It’s Delhi at its most modern and coolest – I can recommend the Rose Hotel if you need somewhere to stay, and The Social if you need somewhere to drink.

What not to do in India

12. Don’t pay loads to some tour company for the Golden Triangle tour; the three day £70 Delhi Tourism one was brilliant.

13. Don’t miss the sunset at Chowpatty Beach in Mumbai.

mistakes I made in India

14. Don’t dismiss the Taj Mahal as just another tourist attraction, it’s a Wonder of the World for a reason.

15. Don’t forget to take some strong drugs along with you for the inevitable Delhi belly. I was rough for a week.

Things not to do in india

16. Don’t miss the Kathakali show in Kerala. It’s bonkers yet kind of brilliant.

17. Don’t forget to agree a price beforehand on anything you do – this includes taxis, tuk tuks, laundry, hotels, souvenirs… everything.

Things not to do in India

18. Don’t be surprised if Indian people want to take a photo with you and thrust a baby or child in your hands to do so.

19. Don’t go to the Elephanta Caves if you have limited time in Mumbai. It’s not worth it even though it’s voted the number two thing to do in the city.

Exploring India what not to do

20. Don’t be surprised at the cows all over the streets stopping the traffic, or the elephants, depending on where you are.

21. Don’t be surprised if your shower water is black after a day on the trains, or in the cities. And take an outfit a day, if you can.

Mistakes in India

22. Don’t miss the Tantra chill out bar on Goa Beach.

23. Don’t be surprised or offended when someone pushes in while you’re queuing nicely. It’s just the way.

Things not to do in india

24. Don’t leave Goa without renting mopeds and visiting Lazy Dog in Goa. Food was delicious and the pool was beaut.

25. Don’t miss the street food and slum tour in Mumbai

Exploring Jaipur in India

26. Don’t go on a Golden Triangle tour that leaves out Jantar Mantar, it’s awesome! I saw the world’s biggest sundial.

27. Don’t leave India without eating as much paneer as possible.

Things not to do in india28. Don’t dismiss Leopold’s in Mumbai as too touristy or expensive – the paneer, prawn curry and prawn biryani my friends and I shared there was the best meal I had in India.

29. Don’t be scared of the regional or local trains, they might seem overwhelming at first but they’re a must to experience life in India.

Exploring Kerala by houseboat

30. Don’t miss getting a houseboat for a night to cruise the backwaters of Kerala.

31. Don’t dismiss India as too scary / dangerous / dirty. I’ll admit I felt all these things at one point or another but it’s all part of the beauty, and the fun!

Anything else you could add to the India tip list?

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